a bitch that is so fake baked she looks like the color of a turkey fresh out the oven, these bitches tend to be unable to keep their legs closed and enjoy being stuffed.

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

70s inspired phrase that is equvilient to calling someone a bitch, but by adding "turkey" it adds more of a playful/seasonal quality. Should be used jokingly. Is not intended for genuine insults.