A man who looks and speaks like a kid, is shorter than the average woman, sports facial hair that looks airbrushed on and is obsessed with movies. He is known to lead women on and is too chicken to even hold a woman's hand. A woman would die before finally getting to first base with him. And when he's with you, he will talk about how hot other women are and how he wants to kiss them/date them/fuck them.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.