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adj. A concatenation of the word retarded and two other words used to indicated the level of stupidity a person might achieve, turd and nard.
adj. To be dumber than both shit and balls.
adj. To be dumber than both shit and balls.
When jimbob rolled his tractor over in the mud, that was pretty retarded. But then he tried to blame it on Hurricane Katrina... when he lives in South Dakota. Now that's turdnarded.
by toaddodger May 02, 2006
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007