A length of soiled toilet paper used by a poor mufti (camel jockey) for his turban.
I can't tell if the smell is coming from the dude or his turdan!
by French Admin Guy July 26, 2007
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someone who always does foolish actions for attention
you are such a turdanal!

why do you have to be such a turdanal?
by Choi Cousins July 17, 2012
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