Turdburger

A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.

McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?

by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

Turdburger

a person who is a retard.And burger is funny

"hey there tardburger!"

by Emo December 25, 2003

Turdburg

A shit thats so big it breaks the surface of the toilet water

dude, that shit's so big, theres more out of the water then in.
Yer dude, it's a proper turdburg!!

by sgt.skin November 27, 2009

turdburger

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

by Rachel Anne December 24, 2006

turdburg

When somebody takes a shit so large that the top of it is higher than the toilet water.

Hey Joe!!! check out this turdburg, No Way a plunger's getting that out!!!
Damn!!! it's been there so long, its been growing moss!!!

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2014

turdburger

A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger

Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"

by i seek the truth! March 18, 2003

turdburger

Burger made to an inferior standard.
See - McDonalds

by schteve April 3, 2003