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Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.
"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"
by The duck! April 11, 2004
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.
There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!
by Andy M December 04, 2003
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