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1. Big smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a piece of excrement.
2. Long smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a large piece of excrement.
3. Everybody who reads this.
2. Long smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a large piece of excrement.
3. Everybody who reads this.
1. My god. Lydia. You're such a BIG SMELLY TURD FACE.
2. Oh yeah Megan? Well you're a LONG SMELLY TURD FACE.
3. Yeah, you read this, you turd face.
2. Oh yeah Megan? Well you're a LONG SMELLY TURD FACE.
3. Yeah, you read this, you turd face.
by Lydigan December 09, 2004
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
3
Turdface can be used in different ways depending on the situation. Most often used in place of butthole or asshole which are words usually associated with undesirable behavior from another person.
Tina Vermillion is a turdface for not cleaning up the fresh dog poop in the kitchen that smelled up the entire house.
turdface tina or tina turdface.
also can be used in a combonation.
i.e. turdface buttlicker, turdface ass breath and
turdface turddy turdster.
turdface tina or tina turdface.
also can be used in a combonation.
i.e. turdface buttlicker, turdface ass breath and
turdface turddy turdster.
by pharm1 April 27, 2008
4
It can mean 3 things,
a turd on your face or a turd on somebody elses face
OR
an ugly face, proper, proper, proper ugly face.
a turd on your face or a turd on somebody elses face
OR
an ugly face, proper, proper, proper ugly face.
"Omg i just seen a turdface."
"Ew, look at that turdface over there on the corner of the street wearing a short skirt"
"Ew, look at that turdface over there on the corner of the street wearing a short skirt"
by charlotte and carleigh ;) April 16, 2008