Urban Dictionary: turd burglar

by cream January 09, 2004

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When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?

by Boof Nasty April 22, 2009

Turdburglar

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

by Dr Harry Johnson September 19, 2012

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Turd Burglar

This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.

Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit!

by Bob Schway May 16, 2006

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turdburglar

one who is insignificant, but often obnoxious and/or annoying

most anyone's younger sibling

by Kimo November 26, 2002

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Turdburglar

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)

Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!

by So.Not.Emo May 15, 2006

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turdburglar

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.

That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar

by skidyard May 13, 2006

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