Urban Dictionary: turd burg

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When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.

"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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Turdburg

A shit thats so big it breaks the surface of the toilet water

dude, that shit's so big, theres more out of the water then in.
Yer dude, it's a proper turdburg!!

by sgt.skin November 26, 2009

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turdburg

When somebody takes a shit so large that the top of it is higher than the toilet water.

Hey Joe!!! check out this turdburg, No Way a plunger's getting that out!!!
Damn!!! it's been there so long, its been growing moss!!!

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2014

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Turdburg

Noun
A hotdog or sausage. It’s long cylindrical shape is reminiscent of a turd.

Jim and Tim went to the frontier hot dog stand to purchase some turdburgs

by Sarah and james March 03, 2021

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