A person who talks incredibly fast and / or doesn’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise.

A product made by the company "Fleshlight". It is used on the penis to simulate a blowjob.

Someone who has never been within a 1 mile radius of a women's touch, however this being loves to try and snake anyone's girl despite never actually seeing one.

Hammering a clit with a big toe at a rapid pace.

The dude of hattersley with the banter you'd expect on an Adam sander film

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.