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A person that has a such a gnar erection that nothing can make it go away
dude i cant get up...some one will see my turb0 b0ner
by waaaaaaah January 27, 2005
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.
I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.
by Adam baeuker September 06, 2017
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