by Dan_24 April 20, 2008
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Abbreviation of Tall Ugly Guy. Generally a lanky dude, reminiscent of napoleon dynamite that hangs out with hot boys: similar to the token ugly girl in this way. Seems unfortunately to often be the most eager to flirt with any girl available, that or hurl abuse about her being ugly.
by non-event September 01, 2006
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Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.
by BEARCULES August 24, 2019
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Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
by ohohface247 June 08, 2012
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An unattractive, beastly whore usually found in large gatherings where alcohol is served and attractive men flourish. They prey on hammered guys with absolutely no standards. The tug beasts' specialty is giving out hand-jobs to random guys willing to look past their ghastly appearance.
Tommy: "Hey Todd all the hot chicks at this bar are prudes!"
Todd: "Yea bro I know, lets just get fucking hammered and pull these 2 tug beasts back to your place."
Todd: "Yea bro I know, lets just get fucking hammered and pull these 2 tug beasts back to your place."
by Pantysnatch September 12, 2011
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A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking
Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
by Foot Seduction October 12, 2011
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