The act of sexual intercourse, named after the (sometimes) hairy pubic areas involved in said activity.
Joe: Holy shit, Brad... last night was amazing!
Brad: You get lucky with Sarah?
Joe: Fuck yeah, dude... we were rubbin' tufts all night long!
(Brad and Joe high-five.)
Brad: You get lucky with Sarah?
Joe: Fuck yeah, dude... we were rubbin' tufts all night long!
(Brad and Joe high-five.)
by Indiana Joe August 01, 2007
by Ezra’s daddie June 07, 2018
by Kreepy_Krystal September 20, 2005
When a silver fox's widow's peak recedes so far back that it gives the appearance that he has a tuft in the middle of his head that has been combed back to try to hide the growing bald spot. But the silver fox can still be classified as a daddy.
by lilkittenmitton April 26, 2017
the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.
Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?
I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
by Another Dissatisfied Student April 19, 2009
by Tyleramos July 08, 2006
by Ezra’s daddie June 04, 2018

