The act of sexual intercourse, named after the (sometimes) hairy pubic areas involved in said activity.
Joe: Holy shit, Brad... last night was amazing!

Brad: You get lucky with Sarah?

Joe: Fuck yeah, dude... we were rubbin' tufts all night long!

(Brad and Joe high-five.)
by Indiana Joe August 01, 2007
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Three penises inserted into a single hole. Usually the asshole.
Ezra’s Mom preferred a tuft of dicks when it came to filling her gaping asshole.
by Ezra’s daddie June 07, 2018
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The tiny tufts of fuzzy hair that grows on the back of John's neck in two spots.
The neck tufts on John's neck are adorable, but he's still an asshole, a really big one.
by Kreepy_Krystal September 20, 2005
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When a silver fox's widow's peak recedes so far back that it gives the appearance that he has a tuft in the middle of his head that has been combed back to try to hide the growing bald spot. But the silver fox can still be classified as a daddy.
Have you seen Christian Carino?
Yeah, he's such a tuft daddy.
by lilkittenmitton April 26, 2017
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the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.
Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?

I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
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The plot of hair above a man's junk.
Holy crap! That man's Speedo is so small, his upper tuft is sticking out!
by Tyleramos July 08, 2006
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