tuffie - confectionary

comes from middle england
"you coming to the tuffie shop mate?"
by jimbob January 21, 2004
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To fuck up a goalscoring chance when it would have been easier to score, due to a complete lack of footballing ability. Verb; to 'tuffy' something ie the opportunity has been wasted
"OMG did you see the match? Robbie Keane had a chance to win it in injury time but completely tuffied it."
by Black Toga Bitch September 11, 2011
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a caucasian male with a completely shaved head, to the point of flesh baldness. usually considers himself an important force who should not be reckoned with. quick to pick unnecessary qualms, music of choice tends to be sports metal. the rugged appearance and attitude towards life is a shield for major insecurity issues.
age range 19 - 45
Jason : "Hey Kyle, look at that fuckin tuffy."
Kyle: "yeah man, he just got off work at his construction site..would you ever fuck with him?"
Jason: (sarcastically) "not in a million years...I've got a family to think about!"
by the_advanced_bullfrog May 12, 2006
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sean: today in math i looked over and saw brittany's thong and i totally got a tuffy.
by castleberry loves kalishka March 24, 2009
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The best bar at the University of Northern Iowa. A bar home to many exotic events.
Dude 1: "You going to The Stoop tonight?"
Dude 2: "No, I'm going to Tuffies!"
by Smanger September 13, 2011
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A very large shit that takes a lot of work and concentration to get out; a constipated poop; a dump so huge it usually clogs the toilet and needs to be chopped up before flushing
Person exclaims: Whoa, where the hell have you been?
Answer: Oh I was just in the bathroom having a tuffy. It was BAD! (and the toilet might be clogged too... oops)
by bumputer February 11, 2010
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