Tuck The Duck is a usually gay male that has a weird hatred for christmas music because his dad went to go get milk and never came back. Tuck The Duck likes to steal it usually likes to steal objects like men's right to be straight, shoes, underwear and used condoms he does'nt have many friends or rights.
by AVeryObeseKid August 19, 2020
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It is when you tuck your penis in between your legs and then duck tape it there to look as if you don't have a penis.
by NOPE-YEP-NOPE! September 23, 2008
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The tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. While diving you tuck your penis between your legs and cry till help arrives.
Shots fired!!!
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.
by markmartin1989@yahoo.com September 01, 2014
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Watch your girl, put her under your wing, I’m gonna steal yo bitch
Hey buddy tuck your duck!
Guy: huh?
You: I’ma steal yo bitch if you don’t keep watching her
by Bocephus July 28, 2021
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