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one of the two foods (along with tubby toast) eaten by the Teletubbies.
"Hey Dipsy, gimme some of that tubby custard before I kick your face."
by Juan Ricardo Benitez III September 22, 2008
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A pink diarrhea like substance that is ate by the teletubbies along with tubby toast.
Po make me some tubby custard before I pimp slap your hoe ass.
by TheMinor_69er May 21, 2009
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A cute, adorable chubby person of any race gender or origin.
Oh my gosh, you're a tubby custard
by XxMMxX May 17, 2017
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A word Kevin invented that can be used as a fill in the blank for any phrase. It generally can make anything sexual and hilarious.

Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.
"I'm going to tubby custard all over your chest"

"I'm full of tubby custard"

"I have to tubby custard"
by hellza joey July 05, 2006
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a fat person, usually very jiggly and rotund
"Man, look at that tubby custard over there. He mus weigh 400+!"
by BDon11 December 03, 2008
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