A man who has covered himself in tuba armor and who has posed in a quite funny position.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A guy that has sex with mothers, and fucks them so hard that afterwards their queafs sound like a tuba is playing.