Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.
Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.
by Hlalakar May 26, 2020
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during an intimate act of manual pleasure on the anatomical vertical male part the performer is also engaging in oral sex in or around the anal area...prior to climax the receiving party performs an act of flatulence.
"oh man, i accidentally gave a hot tuba to my date last night..she might not call"
by medwards7 August 21, 2011
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When you are banging a girl in the butt, when you pull out, she lets out a big ol fart in the note B flat.
While we were banging you'd think there was a marching band in the room, sounded like she brought her dirty tuba
by Drippy brown eye January 25, 2018
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A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."
by doubledick49 April 13, 2016
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The literal translation of the old gods. Anyone who can harness the tuba radiate a power that is unfathomable by mortals. Tuba players get discounts on life itself and all deserve love(except Jonah )
Yeah, I play the tuba*ascends*
by Missourimans December 27, 2019
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1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020
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