Urban Dictionary: tuba

tuba-chicken

It's a chicken with a horn instrument stuffed up his ass.

"hey man, that chicken sounds awful!" "Chillax man that's a tuba-chicken."

by SNE4KYD4N February 23, 2012

Get the tuba-chicken neck gaiter and mug.

Tuba Hug

Its where someone in the band takes a mouth piece from a tuba and shoves it up your ass

I got tuba hugged at band camp.

by meatloafboy July 30, 2006

Get a Tuba Hug mug for your bunkmate Nathalie.

Tuba Stank

When you getting yo nutts licked and you just fart in that bitches face...she be like damn...Tuba be Stankin'

I was getting sucked off by this one bitch right (friend responds "yeah") and I totally had just eaten some Taco bell right ( friend again responds "yeah") and I just farted in her face man. (The two of us simultaneously yell out TUBA STANK, high five and went immediately to sleep).

by McMichael VanWasson March 07, 2003

Get a Tuba Stank mug for your girlfriend Rihanna.

Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

by gascanlincoln December 21, 2014

Get the Play the tuba neck gaiter and mug.

Tuba

A stupid, super low, loud instrument that requires absolutely no talent to play.

Tubas NEVER PLAY LOUD ENOUGH

by Epically epic October 21, 2012

Get the Tuba neck gaiter and mug.

It's a tuba thang, shorty

Something someone doesn't need to worry about.

Comes from the movie 'Drumline' with Nick Cannon when Jason asks Charles what's up with his socks.

Kay: *giggle giggle giggle*

Miranda: What are you laughing about?

Kay: Don't worry 'bout it. It's a tuba thang, shorty.

by Kekeizhere March 11, 2010

Get a It's a tuba thang, shorty mug for your father-in-law Callisto.

Fat Little Tuba

A Tuba that is so big you cannot see what is in front of you while playing it

Fat Little Tuba Fat Little Tuba Fat Little Tuba, where did everyone go?
Other Musician: To the left!

by pbbts October 10, 2012

Get the Fat Little Tuba neck gaiter and mug.