When you take a shit that you think is going to be hard, so you push really hard. But it ends up being runny and comes out too fast. The preasure forces water out of the toilet bowl and onto the floor and your pants.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.