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a funny guy with a big dick everybody loves him hes the person to cuddle with and is wierd but in a good way but you cant hate him hes not the smartest person aruond but enough to pass by and is kinda emotional and is a confused shy person who doesnt know who likes him scared that girls will hurt him lol cute and lovable
girl 1-wow hes such a trystian how cute!
girl 2-i know i like him so lovable
by tretwretfgs January 23, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a beast inside just waiting to explode well hung like a horse super in bed will make a groaner a screamer
omg trystian ahhhhhhhhhhhh ur goin to hard
by tdfghjnvdhhj April 30, 2012
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A small hung and ugly guy that lacks sex appeal or someone you can't get off with.
Girl, that "Trystian" was stalking me.

I liked him ok, but when we got down to it, he is a "Trystian". He tries but just don't get it.
by Tikky Talk October 08, 2020
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