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An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨
Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants
by The Big Haggis April 01, 2016
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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