mass pubic hair round the cock,taking on the apperence of a unkempt beard
must get my trouser beard trimmed
by martin70 March 18, 2009
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When an attractive female makes you feel happy in the pants.
That bird was so cute, she gave me a trouser smile.

Her booty was so fine, I got a massive trouser smile.
by chilli sauce February 24, 2013
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When you shit yourself with such force it goes through your underwear. The term is from when Bowser ass stomps like in Mario 3 when you defeat him by making him ass stomp through the blocks.
I sneezed so hard I let loose a trouser bowser. I tried to to lift way too much and a trouser bowser was released.
by Bokro June 18, 2014
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A Trouser Submarine is a large penis which is used to destroy male anuses and male anuses only.
Oh go harder man, I want you to use your Trouser Submarine on me and throw your sea men overboard into my anus
by batthule June 24, 2011
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The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.
Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.
by dewex February 05, 2007
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When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out
Look at my trouser elephant
by Paul January 17, 2004
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