To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
by Heatsipop January 21, 2018
When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on
by digitaloop March 28, 2018
by Big daddy 11 January 03, 2017
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.
This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
by Ollie431 October 13, 2020
omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!
by Quixand September 01, 2017
"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 24, 2009