The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

a penis ,dick, or cock

trouser trout: One of many colorful, euphemistic ways men describe their sex organ.

What a fisherman brings home to his girlfriend or wife to eat when he doesn't catch a fish. (His penis)

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

A penis, particularly one being masturbated.