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a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.
"Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat."
by Bracey McGee December 01, 2007
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