Street is the troll sage. He has news from the north. Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

Laws of troll sage:

1.)Street created the troll sage.
2.)He has news from the north.
3.)Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
5.)Troll sage doesn't give a shit about #4 because he's a fucking ANTEATER
6.)Troll sage always replies, but only creates new thread when rule #2 comes into effect
7.)He raffs, he wins.
8.)ABACUS
9.)Troll sage is the reason why we can't have nice things
10.)Troll sage's epic mount is 春哥, whose epic mount is 草泥马.