When your parents (mostly moms) say you cant go somewhere and the only reason is because they said so
Son: mom can i go hang out with my friends tonight
Mom: no
Son:why not?
Mom: because i said so
Son: mom your such a troll
by Stackhouse159 October 22, 2011
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Trolls are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. The greatest concentrations of trolls can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "trollerism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities. Trolls reject the culturally-ignorant attitudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both troll men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a troll is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the troll demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, trolls tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities. Cons...
Those trolls are always on their bikes.
Why do trolls dress nicely?
by rocketshark November 29, 2011
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A female who is small, has ginger hair, and very fat calfs.
small is classed as 5ft or smaller.the rest is easy to judge, therefore troll
by linda vie November 23, 2005
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A troll is not difficult to spot in a large crowd. Its most distinct features include an overly large neck, crooked eyes, a terrible memory, and a rather small penis. Trolls generally enjoy dragging around giant club-like objects, such as backpacks and five feet tall women.
Morgan: Oh, I love you, Chase!
Chase: Urrrrrrrrrrrrughghggggg *drags Morgan around*
Morgan: Yay!
by impak7 April 08, 2005
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One who makes out under or near bridges, preferably with a random person; see Becky Doyle
Look at those two necking in that park! They are such trolls
by kggg March 02, 2005
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an individual that frequents message boards and makes up stories or belittles others posting on the board.
hey everybody, let's go troll the Scientology message board!
by Alfred E Fucktard July 01, 2002
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1.Someone who lives under bridges
2.A retarded mouth breather with unibrow who talks like a fag
Holy shit that Zach kid is a damn swamp ass troll!
by Dan December 19, 2003
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