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n: a resident of the lower pennisula of Michigan; one who lives under the Mackinaw Bridge, which connects the two pennisulas.

Antonym of: "Yooper," which is a resident of the upper pennisula- or "U.P"- of Michigan.
"Are you a Yooper?"
"No, I was born in a Detroit: I'm a troll."
by brindlescruff January 27, 2005
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A girl or woman who acts troll-like in public; hopping obnoxiously, eating like a pig, having poofy red tinted hair(usually not brushed), has an unbelievably HUGE appetite, mooches off of so called "friends" or colleges, nasty body usually fat and or with a celulite tummy, sloppy, easy, sometimes a slut.

TFL = Troll Free Life
Cory: "Man! That girl is a total troll... nasty!"
Jim: "Yeah I know, what a turn-off."

Jim: "Ew look at that fat troll hopping around in the hall."
Cory: "Gross. She should get that crazy hair thinned or somethin."

Cory: "DUDE I'M GLAD I HAVE A TFL."
Jim: "Mhm, halleluijah!"
by Trollz Slayer December 21, 2010
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1a. Noun

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. Noun

A member of an internet forum who continually harangues and harasses others. Someone with nothing worthwhile to add to a certain conversation, but rather continually threadjacks, as well as thinks every member of the forum is talking about them and only them. Trolls often go by multiple names to circumvent getting banned.

2a. Noun

Sometimes compared to the Japanese ‘Oni’, a troll is a supernatural creature of Scandinavian folklore. Lives in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges. They are stupid, large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, and bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. Trolls love to eat people, especially small children.

2b. Noun

An old, unattractive gay man who hits on young men, and cannot seem to understand that they want nothing to do with him.

3. Verb

To cruise for immediate sexual pleasure without commitment. Often characterized by an older man, seeking a younger man, or any man for immediate, often anonymous sexual contact.

4. Noun

5. Verb

To use acid and ectasy simulataneously. See trolling.

(Comes from ‘Tripping’ on acid, and ‘Rolling’ on ecstasy)

6. Noun

A toy popular in the 1980’s, a ‘troll’ is a cute little plastic trolls with fluffy, colored hair.

7. Noun

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU PIECE OF HOMESTUCK TRASH

note: most of the definitions are not mine
1a. I hate trolls!

1b. I hate trolls!

2a. It is said that a troll will turn to stone if caught by sunlight/daylight.

2b. That troll kept hitting on Rick.

3. He went trolling and picked up a 17-year-old boy recently at a gay club.

4. Hey, how's my computer able to speak in foreign languages?

5. Back in the 90's we used to troll at the raves.

6. I bought a 4-inch troll for my little sister on her birthday.

7. I know about the trolls even if i'm not at act 5 yet
by giannis makara/zahhak January 11, 2016
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1. A person who is sexually aroused by the displeasure of others.
2. A person who provokes others on the internet in order to fufill his or her sexual satisfaction.
3. A sexual deviant whose fetish is schadenfreude.
We can tell Tony is a troll because he keeps masturbating at his computer games and screaming into the microphone "u mad bro?".
by Anownymous December 28, 2010
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Troll refers to a person who makes inflammatory or hostile comments, which by effect or design cause disruptions in discourse.

Trolls provide a valuable service by making people question the validity of what is read both on the Internet and from other sources. Trolls show that expressing any opinion is as easy as expressing an informed and considered opinion and may get as much visibility. It is arguable that shock jocks and some newspaper columnists are trolling public opinion.

Trolls are also a source of genuine humour, which depends entirely upon whether the troll is a good or a bad troll. It's usually fairly easy to spot the difference between such actions: a bad troll resorts only to weak uncreative arguments whereas a good troll will create a subtle set of arguments which draw people in with cunning twists to provide a thread of non sequitur humour.
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by BadBoyBubby June 13, 2005
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Basically, if you're an idiot, they're the people on the internet that try to aggravate you. This mostly happens to Justin Bieber fans, horny girls and guys on omegle, and idiots in general. Either that, or the troll just has too much time on their hands and trolls any random person for shits and giggles.
Stranger: m/20/california surfer with ton of tattoos, willing to share pics.

Troll: Cool story bro.

*your conversational partner has disconnected**
by Mommy Dearestt September 20, 2010
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