Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
by ratnard July 25, 2012
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