Filthy, nasty, smelly, short, hairy, disagreeable, stupid woman.
"Man that bitch Marie is a total Cave Troll!
by Willy Bubba February 15, 2005
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Truly Reformed guys that wear robes that are black and hooded, fitted for a cave that is dark and candlelit. It's cold in the cave. And the three forms of unity are written on the walls of the cave like hieroglyphics. The Cave Troll occasionally comes out to throw bread at the ducks in the nearby cave. The cave usually has a tall fence guarding it so only other Cave Trolls can break bread together in the community. It is a rest area that the cave trolls can retreat to.
Noun: "What a Cave Troll"

Verb: "Quit Cave Trolling around, man. I'm sick of it."
by quacktroll April 27, 2011
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A computer programmer with no people skills. Is hidden in the backrooms of the office at all times.
That coder has the people skills of a toadstool. What a cave troll!
by Glamourgal May 31, 2005
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When one waits in a livestream waiting for the right moment to say something that makes no sense and intends to troll the streamer.
Wow Natural_s is being such a Cave Troll.
by jaayvazian July 31, 2011
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A actually quite attractive girl that is called ugly by fellow friends etc. Used mostly by men in general. Girl usually has a good attitude about it. Is usually followed by the "cave troll song."
Boy: Hey look its Cave Troll!
Boy2: hey cave troll hey! man your face scares me
girl(cave troll): hahah yeah okay

boy: damn its cave troll
boy2: shes friggin hideous
girl(cave troll): haha ok your just jealous

boy: *sings* its cave troll its cave troll (repeated)
girl(cave troll): damn right
by Whitneey March 2, 2007
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The crustacean which lives and breeds within the cavernous regions of a Russian woman's vagina. Scientifically named Sibernus Cavernous Trolololololus
I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.
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