A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

a female who has been generously whipped with the ugly stick.

From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.

The only known species capable of withstanding the stench of the cropolyte, especially when engaging in coitus.

A Devolving idiot who is oblivious to anything going on