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The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.
Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.
by Barrett Pooner May 31, 2008
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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