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A common malady experienced when gasrointestinal motility is directly inverse to the distance from an individual's personal bathroom.
Scott: I haven't pooped since I left home four days ago.

Sunshine: Oh my heck! It looks like you've got a little tripstipation.
by Braegger June 11, 2007
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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