Guy 1 : Dude, i was having sex last night and i totally started trippling everywhere.

Guy 2 : Dats nasty mate. I hate it when i tripple.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"