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Jeff thought he could impress those girls at the bar, but when he got over there he tripped on his dick and now they won't talk to him.
Joey didn't think he had to study for his math final but when he went to take the test he tripped on his dick and got an F.
Joey didn't think he had to study for his math final but when he went to take the test he tripped on his dick and got an F.
by Doc_Holaday November 13, 2016
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020