Triple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common.
My triple-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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The girls were all jealous because Natalie was a triple threat and the guys were drawn to her beauty, intelligence, and charming personality.
by Sapiosexual Triple Threat June 27, 2019
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The mixing of three dangerous substances.

Step one: Chugging a form of alcohol
Step two: Taking several hits off of a blunt
Step three: Taking a pill of some sort
John: “Bro did you see Karter do that triple threat last night?”
Dean: “No but he’ll have a hell of a day today.”
by kimberjames December 29, 2018
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Triple threat when you cum,piss,and shit one after another or at the same time.
Dude Jake just did a fat triple threat
by Ripo60 May 24, 2019
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When a guy takes a shit then jerks off while sitting on the toilet and takes a shower after.
Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go for a triple threat then take a nap.
by etCetera69 August 10, 2014
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When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.
Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat
by Dirty Chaos June 23, 2017
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When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).

The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.

The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
Michael: Gary's been in the toilet for quite a while...
Geoff: Yeah, must be a triple threat.
by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018
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