Bartholomew's anti-crab shampoo trimultaneously rids user of crabs, adds sheen to dickwheat, and leaves behind the delicate scent of jasmine.

*dude is on the phone, paying the pizza guy at the front door & brushing his teeth*

phone caller: " I cant understand what your saying..."
Dude: "chill man, I got s**t going on trimultaneously here..."