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a perfect group of three; winning three times
Male trifecta: beer, football, blowjob
Female trifecta: wine, sex, chocolate
by sobegradle March 10, 2005
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An act whereby a man is able, in one night, to gain access to all three holes of a meretricious woman.

This can be summed easily into a wonderfully simplistic mnemonic: the yapper, the snapper, and the crapper.

Man, that chick is a fucking freak! I scored a trifecta on the first date with her.
by chalmetteshocker November 30, 2008
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1. a horse-race betting combination wherein you pick three horses to win, place, and show. A difficult bet to win, with long odds and high returns.

2. Something President Bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.
by Figleaf23 August 13, 2007
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Hooking up with a grandma, mom, and daughter all from the same bloodline on the same day. A near impossible manuever, especially when considering the legality of the daughter and the nauseatingly old grandma.
The Trifecta has happended only twice in recorded human history. Once by Baron Hans Fucksalot of Stockholm in 1893 and later by Emperor Fabulous Mastadonia in 1914. This latter Trifecta was committed on the family of Franz Ferdinand and is acknowledged to be the direct cause of the first World War.
by crazy b May 01, 2005
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the action of placing your dick in the mouth, vagina, and ass of a woman in that order all in one night
i gave that bitch i brought home from the bar last night the trifecta
by kowtowndevils September 17, 2006
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Catholic: Praying the Our Father, Hail Mary and Doxology (Glory Be) for a specific intention.
Man, you've got some serious problems and need a lot of supernatural help. I'll pray a trifecta for you!
by prahfit February 09, 2012
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