Im going to my trickonometry class

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

At the office we hold classes in trickonometry, to ensure all new employees are sufficiently harassed.

Father says to son, when son finds out that his girlfriend has cheated on him with another girl.

"My son!!!! Don't be upset it's simple trickonometry. It's mathematical! You have a girlfriend and she has a girlfriend! It's math my son!!!"