A male. Most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: "chill" "ight" "all shweat bro" "i cant talk now, gotta go do abs".
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Ex1:
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
by Cougars#5 October 31, 2013
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as βplanetary protection.β Planetary protection / quarantine βreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.β
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as βplanetary protection.β Planetary protection / quarantine βreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.β
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
Jul 15 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
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- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
