Urban Dictionary: trees

A type of tree which, during the spring season, gives off an odor similar to that of semen.

When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!

by Virgil Samuels May 28, 2005

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Nigger Tree

1) The tree at a diverse campus at which the clique of Niggers congregates. Typically, is the furthest from the school building and water fountains but commonly is seen with the campus cop nearby. The Nigger Tree is often the scene of fights between Nigger Bitches (also see Nigger Cunts) over a Nigger Boy. Loud, immature and niggerdly behaviour is commonly witnessed around the Nigger Tree.

2) The large tree of choice in rural. southern US towns in which racists hang Niggers.

Definition #1 used in a sentence:

Eli: "Hey Peyton. Want to hang out with LeBron and Dwayne under the Nigger Tree today at lunch?"

Peyton: "I'd love to Eli but I gotta say that's probably a poor choice in judgment given how all those Niggers cut up and cause such a ruckus under the Nigger Tree. Let's just see them after school at practice."

Definition #2 used in a sentence:

Vincent: "Hey guys, what should we do with this dead nigger?"

Jules: "I don't know how I ended up in your scene defining a Nigger Tree but I'm gonna roll with it cuz I'm not the dead Nigger."

Jimmie: "Does my house say Dead Nigger Storage on it? No, I don't think it does! Why don't you two motherfuckers go hang him on the local Nigger Tree."

by PenisBeavis September 03, 2011

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The Tree Scale

Refers to the size of a woman.

Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie

Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima

Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel

Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera

Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell

Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend

Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.

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cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

by ihatecunttrees April 24, 2011

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semen tree

Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.

"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".

by Torsky March 10, 2008

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Tree Fetish

A bizarre condition, affecting mostly middle-aged salesmen, which is also known as Dendrophilia.

Due to his Tree Fetish we needed to keep little lewis out of the forest, he's a dendrophiliac.

by raymilne June 09, 2010

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tree lawn

a small patch of grass in front of a building or house, usually cut off from the rest of a lawn by sidewalk. Possibly called such because you could maybe fit one small tree there. similar to devil strip

a)"Yeah, that old couch is trashed. Put it out on the tree lawn, maybe someone will take it. Otherwise the garbage guys will probably pick it up."
b)"I almost forgot to mow the tree lawn."

by andriod5 September 10, 2005

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