Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.
by alfalfa31 July 27, 2009
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by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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A tree that is shaped like a penis. Usually on a slight slope or hill with a curve at the base, giving the image of a treerection.
See also: cuntree
See also: cuntree
by Drewboy64 August 06, 2007
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by Gber December 26, 2017
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Ok this is one my friends made up. A treenis is a drawing of a penis with leaves at the top so fags and parents won't think that it's a penis, instead they think it's a tree!
Guy one: (drawing a penis on my friends shirt) LOOK A PENIS!
My friend: MY MOM'LL KILL ME IF SHE SEES THAT! i won't be able to wear that shirt!
Guy 1: No problem! (draws leaves at the top to make it look like a coconut tree) IT'S A TREENIS!
My friend: MY MOM'LL KILL ME IF SHE SEES THAT! i won't be able to wear that shirt!
Guy 1: No problem! (draws leaves at the top to make it look like a coconut tree) IT'S A TREENIS!
by Desiree A. December 15, 2005
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by goose13 August 21, 2006
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