A fatass thigh.(Commonly Associated with Cankles)

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A pretty good way of describing someone who has really thick legs. Often accompanied by a wordbeefneck/word.

Also known as a kankle. When your leg and foot meld into one.

A man with arms the size of tree trunks!

The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.