A poop that, upon entering the toilet, sticks to the bowl and stands up straight, with approximately 2/3 of the log out of the water. This causes a horrendous odor. It is resistant to multiple flushes.
I think Brian tree stumped our toilet again. Someone go knock that thing down and flush it so our bathroom doesn't smell like crap.
by funnyhahafunny March 24, 2011
One who has such an emensly huge "chode"(or short fat penis) that the cock is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.
"hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke." "Rilly?" Well it's about this long and this fat......."EWWW DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKIN' TREE STUMP?!?!?!!?"
by Max C May 05, 2005
lisa: i was with that guy last night.
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!
by chris909 February 17, 2009
Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.
Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack
Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack
by Ed Gein Number Nine December 23, 2010