When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.