The Traveler

The act of farting in a woman’s purse and zipping it back up.

"The traveler" I gave the bitch some gas to go.

by Willp May 26, 2013

travelitis

the mental paranoia that occurs during planning for a trip and packing for a trip that causes extreme worry about the actual traveling day and a raging fear that you will forget something.

Rebecca has travelitis; she's checked the weather fifty times and repacked three times and is constantly checking to make sure what time the flight leaves.

by sugardarlingholly April 11, 2011

traveler

A rather stinky shit that not only dominates the bathroom of its odor but also moves into the hallway and other rooms.

Who took that shit? That was a nasty traveler.

I had a traveler the other day that made people cry in fear all the way down the hall.

by spooninspoonout April 5, 2010

traveller

Noun: Simiar to Road Rocket. An Alcoholic beverage consumed in route to an event or place where other alcoholic beverages will be consumed

"Laske, do you want a traveller for the ride to the Cotton Bowl?"

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

traveler

Sexual arousal achieved simply through being driven around in the passenger seat of a vehicle.

That road trip was really "exciting"; I got a traveler every other day!

by The Grammar Nazi November 26, 2003

The traveller

The traveller is a term used to describe the boner you get whilst travelling long distances.

Driver: hey whats wrong with you?

Passenger: nothin man jus got the traveller.

by goy goy the great November 19, 2009

traveling

another word for smoking weed. called "traveling" because when one is high, their mind travels off into different places.

"i have a dub, wanna travel?"

"are we traveling later?"

by morgayy May 29, 2009