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Looking at a femal from behind - at the closest visible point to her vagina - you will see a gap between her inner thighs. Draw an imaginary horizontal line along the gap and draw one along each thigh. If you connect all lines, you'll end up with a trapezoid shape(trapeeze). The bigger the gap, the bigger the trapeeze. Trapeezes are messured in male fingers. In order to determine trapeeze, just guess and / or try how many of your fingers would fit the gap.
Rolls: Yo dude check her out, she has a huge gap between her thighs!

Royce: Yeah man, that's at lease a two finger trapeeze! I'd totally do her!
by I serve you cock au champagne February 10, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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