A term to describe the type of female, and we all know at least one, minimum 180 lbs., wearing clothing 3x too small, sloppy mouth, cellulite quite common, bad hair dye job and nasty feet that will look you in the eye and swear they can be trusted. Then proceed to happily take a ride to get you drive-thru while you are home sick. Make a stop at your boyfriends. Blow him. Swallow him. Eat 1/2 an order of large fries on the ride back to you. Giving you the half eaten fries keeping the full. Telling you the bill was $9 while it was $6. Telling you she hopes you get better smears a wet good bye kiss that leaves behind that familiar scent of your mans anus as she leaves.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.