A pink trampoline is the way someone's asshole looks. Think about it...
Wow! That asshole of yours looks like a pink trampoline! Pink and a bouncy.
by trampoline enthusiast April 24, 2017
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It is a hedgehog on a trampoline
What did you expect?

Something nasty
Nope, just a regular ol' hedgehog on a trampoline.
Look Jesus Christ A hedgehog on a trampoline
by Strawbert McCringlemilk November 21, 2017
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the best game ever to play on a trampoline. all you need is a football a trampoline and 2 friends. one friend throws the football into the trampoline and the two other friends try to cattch it... "Disclamer" this game almost always results in injury for one or more party.
bob: hey you wanna come over for some trampoline football
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids
by hockeyplaya2378 April 03, 2011
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Having awesome bouncy sex on the surface of a trampoline. Then as the humping grows in intensity the girls vagina experiences rapid pain because the penis cannot stop bc the motion of the trampoline keeps him going.
Maria and Keith had trampoline sex and Maria could not handle the pain but Keith could not stop driving his penis into her.
by JohnSmitty July 07, 2006
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The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .
by Haught Carl December 18, 2009
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Used to describe a woman's very large areolas. They are big enough to jump on like a trampoline.
Last night I jumped around on her areola trampolines.
by Mossytwat August 10, 2008
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A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.
She had such huge tits I couldn't stop my self from giving her an "alaskan trampoline".
by AlaskanMan April 16, 2016
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